Why are woke people bad?

1. woke people stole my pc gaming setup and made it into a starbucks coffee machine
2. they dont like being based and being epic like me
3. give a man a dog a bone
4. they like the pronoun
5. want to get the woke vaccinations and eat soybean
6. ducks are dogs now thanks to woke people
7. they support woke joe brandon
8. obummer!
9. i like blogging :)
10. I hate lists though >:(
11. brandon is a poopybutt